Pictures On Silence

"So I have on the white dress and I go in to see George and he takes one look at me and says, in a perfectly serious voice, “you can’t wear a bra.” And I say “why?” and he goes “there is no underwear in space.” What? Did he go to space? There weren’t any bras and panties floating around?"

"Where would the world be without nerds? Nowhere, that’s where. Without nerds, we’d still be lighting our rooms with candles, having leeches stuck to us to cure disease, and taking dumps out of our windows. Sure, we may be unfit for female consumption(and vice versa), we may spend hours arguing if Star Wars is better than Star Trek, and we may have the social skills of a chimpanzee, but it’s high time that nerds were recognized as the true intellectual badasses they are!"